an angry vriska to yell and point at things you disagree with on your dash
"You can’t ship them they’re not gay!"
"You can’t ship them their age difference is too much!"
"You can’t ship them they don’t even like ea…."
skills: making everything about me. literally everything. the moon landing was me. i did that.
I came in like a wrecking ball
YOU COULD HAVE MADE A MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS JOKE BUT YOU DIDN’T I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SHE LITERALLY HAS A SONG CALLED HOMEWRECKER DON’T TALK TO ME
it’s the best of both worlds
IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH
AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH
Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid